Things that made me laugh today

* Model [pictured left] falls out of her bus [going 40 mph] on Gowanus parkway because she thought the exit door led to the Little Girls' Room (NY Daily News, Gawker)

* Gawker succintly makes "performance artist" David Blaine look like a jackass. Of course, we all already felt this, but just didn't articulate it as well. (Gawker)

* This photo of an aged Jason Kidd rubbing his teammate's head.

* Ex-child star Kenan Thompson and his outfit make a splash on Go Fug Yourself.

* "Teens who take virginity pledges can't be trusted..." from my new favorite column on Slate.com.

* Ze Frank's daily show.